SKU: 41244169756

I'm Not Slurring, You're Just Sober" Organic Hoodie – Designed by Printfield

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I'm Not Slurring, You're Just Sober" Organic Hoodie – Designed by PrintfieldI'm Not Slurring, You're Just Sober" Organic Hoodie VAN202 Cheeky, bold, and guaranteed to get a laugh at the bar this hoodies made for those who enjoy a pint and a bit of banter. Featuring "I'm Not Slurring, You're Just Sober" printed front and centre, plus a fun twist: a little beer glass on the sleeve saying "I'm not beer, you're just slurring." Printed on the VAN202 Organic Hoodie, its the perfect mix of comfort, quality, and humour ideal for pub

I'm Not Slurring, You're Just Sober" Organic Hoodie – VAN202

Cheeky, bold, and guaranteed to get a laugh at the bar – this hoodie’s made for those who enjoy a pint and a bit of banter. Featuring "I'm Not Slurring, You're Just Sober" printed front and centre, plus a fun twist: a little beer glass on the sleeve saying "I'm not beer, you're just slurring." 🍺

Printed on the VAN202 Organic Hoodie, it’s the perfect mix of comfort, quality, and humour – ideal for pub nights, casual weekends, or that mate who always says they’re “just tipsy”.

✅ Product Features:

  • Material:
    100% Combed Ringspun Organic Cotton Brushed Back Jersey
    (Heather Grey: 90% Organic Cotton / 10% Viscose)
  • Weight: 280gsm – midweight and great for layering
  • Fit: Regular fit – easy to wear and true to size
  • Eco-friendly: Made with GOTS-certified organic cotton
  • Print:
    • Main quote on front
    • Beer glass detail on sleeve
  • Sizes: XXS to 6XL (we can provide nice oversized hoodies, contact us for more details)

A proper feel-good hoodie that’s soft to the touch but loud in personality. Whether you’re heading to the pub or just like your clothes with character – this one delivers.


🧼 Care Instructions:
Wash inside out on a gentle cycle. Line dry for best results. Avoid tumble drying to keep your print looking fresh.

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Russ
Waukegan, US
★★★★★ 5
Dad approved
I bought this because my dogs do not want “gentle play.” They want something they can really grab, shake, and try to win. This has been a great tug toy for that. The material feels thick, the stitching has held up, and it has enough grip that I can keep control without it slipping. It is also easy to rinse off after backyard dirt and dog drool. This is the kind of toy that actually gets used instead of ending up ignored in the corner.
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Reviewed in the United States on June 5, 2026
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Nikki H.
Pawtucket, US
★★★★★ 5
My Scottie loves it!
This item arrived in a sealed plastic bag to protect it during shipping. My Scottish Terrier LOVES this toy! She's the queen of tug-o-war, and the more she can fling a toy around, the better, which makes this one a winner in her mind. It's very comfy for us to hold onto while she tries her best to yank our arm off with it, since she can really get a good grip on her side. My Westie wasn't impressed, but she's not really a "toy" dog, to begin with. So far, it has withstood the might of the Scottish Terrier alligator jaws, despite her trying her best to destroy it, so hopefully she'll be able to enjoy it for awhile. Great quality, great durability, made in the USA, and for a reasonable price, it's a winner in our house!
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Reviewed in the United States on May 11, 2026
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Pixie
Fort Morgan, US
★★★★★ 5
Our dogs love it. A great, indestructible, chewing experience.
Our dogs love playing with this wagalicious tuggfinity toy. In my pic you can see that they fell asleep playing with it. They chased each other around the house with it and played tug a war with it until they exhausted themselves so I’d say this is a huge hit with our fur baby’s. At 9”x7” it’s a perfect size for our big dogs. The material it’s made from (TPR) it super tough, durable and has a bit of flexibility to it and they can sink their teeth into it and tug a war with it without it getting chew marks or falling apart. It gives them something to chew in that’s not hard but is soft enough to give them great chew satisfaction. It’s a bit heavy which is good for my big dogs too because its weight keeps them active. Non toxic as well. I’d say this is a great value and because they love it so much then I love it too.
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Reviewed in the United States on May 4, 2026
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jessica siegmund
Pawtucket, US
★★★★★ 5
Zippy paws
This brand is awesome for pitbull boxer mix it's super tough and she loves it to squeak and play fetch with!! Super durable and i highly recommend it
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Reviewed in the United States on October 30, 2025
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Angela kibilko
Draper, US
★★★★★ 5
Very durable & keeps Jeff Colby occupied!
The only total my dog can't tear up!
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Reviewed in the United States on May 16, 2025

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